![]() ![]() God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. ![]() Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.Īnd have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. ![]() You aren't looking at it-you're looking at a picture of it. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. ![]()
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